Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Ways To Mess Up A Perfectly Normal Day

Throughout my school and college years, I have researched on the countless means and methodologies of combating exams. I even purchased a book on the art of exam preparation. With years of experience in the science of time management, I feel that my keen insights are best shared with the world at large so that today's generation of rising and shining youth are benefited from it.


Situation: At home –exam preparation days

      1.    Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;   
feel sleepy after an hour and doze off.
      
      2.   Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
read something in the newspaper and drown into the matter.

      3.   Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
Decide with a fresh mind to start off with To Do 1.; breakfast arrives,  you switch on the TV to have a little entertainment alongside and it remains ON…

      4.   Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
Your admit card arrives. You are filled from the soles of your toes to the tip of your head with brainbursting anxiety; the day rolls on…

      5.   Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
A harmless thought flies in and gets perched on your nerves. You investigate and you investigate…

      6.   Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
Dreams build up-they make a building, a city-a city of dreams…

      7.   Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
A beep sounds,it’s a message. And a string of messages follows.

      8.   Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
Trill! trill! It’s the goddamn phone! And hours fly away…

      9.   Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
Your head hurts, nose runs, body aches – only you do nothing…

      10. Get up in the morning, make an elaborate plan of work;
Finally, you embark on your first question- and guess what- that screws up your day.

Wait, you want some more ways.

      11.  Don’t get up.
The Crash Course has ended.
Now head for the Exams, with all your ammunition!
All The Best!!!



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